How to beat the rest
The parents of the delinquents on our streets in the UK are to blame for most of the ills of their kids, they either don’t care or do no have the wherewithal to administer suitable punishment for their earlier misdemeanours, which means they turn even nastier as they get older and, in most cases, end up drunk on our streets most weekends. We should introduce ‘stick’ police on our streets who would smack drunken kids up the arse and wrap the fingers of those who buy alcohol for minors.
If I can see several youths walking away from the local shops with cans of cheap booze then surely a ‘beat’ bobby [as in walking the beat and not beating the crap out of] would be able to see them also and, unlike myself, be able to confiscated said alcohol and wrap knuckles accordingly.
Their parents are either too drunk to care themselves or must be so thick that they cannot smell alcohol on their breath or see that their children are intoxicated.
On a prouder note for my fellow country men and women we have another four Gold medals so far today at the Beijing Olympics.
[If there were medals for inconsiderate kids and parents we would top the league table]