No news is not always good news
What this means is, we are having a no news day.
A no news day is one whereby there has been no shootings or stabbings, the news that has recently been reported on has either faded away or has been so badly flogged to death that nothing more can be done with it.
It also means that the BBC will be reporting on no news at all, hence the ‘news’ that Cannabis should remain class C.
Unfortunately it comes as no news to me that no matter what class it is I am unable to smoke any to nullify the pains these expensive tablets cannot due to my no longer being a smoker.
Anyone got any nice cakes they would like to donate?